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🏠 Cafe, 399 Green Lanes, Hornsey, N4 1EU
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For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
KFC is the poster child for fast food—clean, quick, and as exciting as a beige wall. Sure, RZ thinks the chicken is delicious and Abhi’s service gets a shout-out, but we all know KFC is playing it safe. Geetha’s Zinger burger might have been spicy and satisfying, but others had a few less-than-stellar experiences. Chris is ready to call the Colonel on customer service crimes, and Meu Meu is questioning if their BBQ chicken was ever actually BBQ-ed.
So, if you’re craving the Colonel’s secret recipe, this place is clean and efficient. Just don’t be surprised if the food isn’t quite what you expected. It’s the kind of experience that fills you up but leaves your taste buds a bit hollow. Perfect for a quick meal, but don’t plan your food pilgrimage here.
"The food was delicious, and the service was very fast."
"Such a nice kfc i have ever visited."
"The fries were hot and well-seasoned."
KFC, Hornsey — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 30 September 2025