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🏠 31 Topsfield Parade, Tottenham Lane, Hornsey, N8 8PT
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Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Kauai Crouch End VA is a fine place to grab a quick bite, but don’t expect it to be the highlight of your week. The food’s fresh and filling, and the service is quick, but it’s also got a reputation for being a bit chaotic. It's like a fast-food place that accidentally got a hygiene rating of 5 but forgot how to execute a smooth operation.
It’s convenient, sure, but if you’re not feeling the hustle and bustle, you might want to skip this one. Expect a friendly face behind the counter, but if you find yourself waiting for your order while the staff scramble, don’t say we didn’t warn you. If you're in the area and need a nibble, it's a decent option, but don’t aim for anything gourmet here.
"Great and quick service, food is fresh and filling."
"Great food and great service."
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Kauai Crouch End VA @, Hornsey — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 5 September 2025