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🏠 Selby Centre, Selby Road, Tottenham, N17 8JL
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Cafe @ Selby Centre is like that one friend who's always down for a group project but doesn't really contribute. Staff are friendly and organized, making it a decent space for community activities. The food? Let’s just say, it’s a good place to go if you need a break and a snack, but don't expect a Michelin star.
Mr. Rashid seems to be the MVP here, ensuring everything runs smoothly, but the venue's charm wears off quickly when events start hours late. If you’re after a cozy spot to play basketball or have a chill meeting, it’s fine. Just stay away from the toilets – they’re as neglected as my gym membership. Overall, it exists but isn’t winning any awards anytime soon.
"The staff are welcoming, and they usually handle things in a calm and organised way."
"Nice large rooms an ideal venue for big and small events."
"Brilliant venue for events!"
Cafe @ Selby Centre, Tottenham — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 4 September 2025