RUDE HEALTH CAFE

🏠 212 New King's Road, London, SW6 4NZ

☕ Cafe

Tier Achieved:

✅ SAFE BET ✅

Clean. Reliable. Does the job.

The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.

🧼 Food Hygiene Rating 5/5 FSA Certified
⭐ Google Rating 4.3 186 reviews
Mon7:30 AM–2:30 PM
Tue7:30 AM–2:30 PM
Wed7:30 AM–2:30 PM
Thu7:30 AM–2:30 PM
Fri7:30 AM–2 PM
SatClosed
SunClosed

Good vibes, but basic menu.

Rude Health Cafe is like that hip friend who always has the latest trends but forgets the basics. With a hygiene score of 5/5 and a respectable 4.3 Google rating, it's got the cleanliness down, but the menu could use a revamp. Adepa loved the feeling of fullness after her meal, but if you’re after brunch on a weekday, be prepared for disappointment. F. Krugier wants to love it, but the limited choices are sending mixed signals.

The staff seem friendly, and the atmosphere is colorful, but Oksana's experience went downhill due to the lack of toilets and their directions to a different building. And let’s not start on the prices—Thomas found his chicken Caesar wrap overpriced for what it was. Overall, it’s a decent spot for a casual coffee, but don’t expect it to be a game-changer. Just a safe place to chill with your avocado toast and Instagram stories. 🥑


💬 PEOPLE SAY 💬

friendly stafflimited optionsno toiletoverpriced menugreat coffee

✨ FEATURES ✨

🍽️ Dine-in🥡 Takeout🚗 Delivery🍺 Beer🍷 Wine🐕 Dog friendly

📝 REVIEWS 📝

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"I loved eating here! The food was not heavy but very filling."

— Adepa Mimi (itsadepamimi)

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"How rude that they only have a cafe in Fulham."

— F. Krugier

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"Good neighbourhood cafe!"

— Sam Maguire


🔬 FSA BREAKDOWN 🔬

🧼 Hygienic Food Handling VERY GOOD
🏗️ Cleanliness & Facilities VERY GOOD
📋 Management & Safety VERY GOOD

Rude Health Cafe — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5

🗓️ Last inspected: 24 April 2024


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