PIZZAEXPRESS

PizzaExpress is the fast-food darling everyone loves to hate, yet here we are. It’s got the hygiene badge, so you can trust it won’t send you to the porcelain throne. Staff member Karam is a star, and he’s making waves with service that’s on point. The Pollo Pesto Pasta seems to be a crowd pleaser, but don’t let that fool you; it’s a mixed bag. You'll either get a delightful experience like Zahir, or you'll be left hanging like Jassim and Fidan, who had their hopes dashed by slow service and pizza that looks more like a sad flatbread.

The vibe is classic PizzaExpress—nothing too exciting, just reliable chain fare. It can be a bit hit or miss depending on the day, but if you need a safe place to gather and munch, it’ll do the job. Just remember to check for discounts before you dive in; saving a few quid is always a bonus.