LOMA

Loma is the type of cafe that makes you feel like a VIP. The staff are as friendly as your grandma on a Sunday, and the dishes? Oh boy. The crispy fried chicken is crispier than your ex's excuses, and the avocado toast is a masterpiece that would make any hipster weep. They've got it all—great coffee, killer brunch options, and hygiene ratings that would pass any health inspector’s white glove test.

If you fancy indulging, their homemade cakes are basically a reason to quit your diet. Honestly, who needs resolutions when you have Loma? Just skip the gym today and head here instead. Your taste buds will thank you later. Their consistent quality and warm vibe make it a safe bet for any food lover.