COFX

COFX is the kind of spot you visit for a caffeine fix rather than a culinary adventure. The atmosphere is chill, perfect for grabbing a quick coffee—Tony’s espresso is apparently the best in London, if you believe the hype. Their pastries could use a shake-up from the stale Costco vibes—sorry, but when croissants are served from a plastic bag, it’s hard to feel posh. The generally friendly barista keeps the place ticking along well, but a few customers are raising eyebrows at the prices and quality of the food.

You might get lucky with a smooth espresso, but if you’re after a cozy café with freshly baked goodies, you might want to look elsewhere. It’s clean and tidy, but it’s a fuel stop at best—perfectly adequate if you’re in need of a caffeine boost, but don’t expect to be wooed by the food. ☕️💩