Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 308 King Street, London, W6 0RR
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Mythical. Spotless AND the best of the best.
Like a unicorn — squeaky clean with top-tier food. This is the dream. Book it.
Coffeeology is a breezy café that ticks all the boxes. Clean, friendly staff, and a vibe that makes you want to linger over a cup of joe. The coffee's great, the milkshakes are a hit, and the hot chocolates are dangerously good. It’s the kind of place where you can bring your laptop, pretend to work, and actually just sip your drink while scrolling through social media.
But don’t let those five-star hygiene ratings fool you. One reviewer found mouse droppings and that’s a hard pass for me. While the coffee and ambiance might be nice, cleanliness is next to godliness, and it seems like hygiene could be a big issue. So, if you decide to jump in, keep your eyes peeled for any unwelcome surprises. ☕
Coffeeology — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 4 September 2025