PAPILLON PIZZA

Papillon Pizza is where your pizza dreams go to die a slow death. Hashmatullah might have had an *amazing* experience, but let’s not kid ourselves—three stars in a sea of mediocre reviews is a bad omen. The pizza may be delicious, but if you’re looking for consistency, this place is about as reliable as a one-legged chair. Sure, he raved about it being the best pizza ever, but does anyone actually believe that? One glowing review in a dumpster fire of three-star ratings? It’s like the universe is saying, tread carefully.

In the battle of the taste buds, this place is more of a fuel stop than a destination. If you’re in the area and craving pizza, you might find a slice that satisfies, but don’t expect culinary ecstasy. Just know you might leave feeling slightly unsatisfied—like finishing a book and realizing it was all just a build-up to a mediocre ending. 🍕