OSLO

Oslo is like that friend who always shows up to the party but never quite steals the spotlight. Hygiene is solid at 5/5, and with a 4.2 star rating, it's not terrible but not thrilling either. You might stroll in thinking you're getting a great night out, only to find yourself pondering what to order from their... let’s call it ‘minimalist’ menu. The vibe is chill, the music is on point, making it a decent spot for a pint and a pizza with the mates.

Sure, the martinis are raved about, and the burgers stack up just fine, but the toilets? Yeah, they’re a bit of a horror show. If you enjoy your dining experience sans the olfactory assault, maybe skip that part. It’s all a bit hit-or-miss, but if you’re in the area and craving a laid-back evening, it might just do the trick.