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🏠 359-363 Mare Street, Hackney, E8 1HY
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For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
McDonald's in E8—where you go when your culinary standards have dropped to rock bottom. Hygiene is immaculate, but the food? Let's just say it’s as thrilling as watching paint dry. The staff manage to keep their cool even when the place is busier than a fast food disco, but that doesn’t fix the fact that you’re still eating glorified cardboard.
If you find yourself here, just know the fries might be cold, and your order could end up being a total mystery. With a 3.1-star rating, this McDonald's serves as a reminder that sometimes the food gods just don’t smile on you. But hey, at least you won’t be getting food poisoning anytime soon.
McDonalds, Hackney — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 29 April 2025