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🏠 112 Green Lanes, Hackney, N16 9EH
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Amazing food. Hygiene score you can forgive.
The food slaps and hygiene is "Good" — not perfect, but nothing to worry about. Go for it.
Kelkitliler Social Club is like that friend who keeps promising to do better but never quite gets there. The hygiene's on point at 5/5, but the food? It’s as average as your aunt's meatloaf at a family gathering. The reviews are mixed, with some saying the portion sizes are decent but not remarkable. If you're expecting a culinary adventure, you might want to keep scrolling. The vibe is more 'meh' than 'wow,' and you’ll probably leave feeling like you just ate at a school canteen.
You won’t be chalking this up as a memorable meal, but at least you won’t be questioning your life choices while sitting on the toilet afterward. So, if you find yourself in N16 and are starving, this is a safe option to fill your belly without the risk of a food poisoning horror story. Not bad, not great—just there, like your old gym membership.
Kelkitliler Social Club, Hackney — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 9 December 2024