HOXTON GRILL

Hoxton Grill is serving up a side of ‘meh’ along with your average burger. It’s all about the cozy vibes here—a perfect spot for a winter retreat—but let’s be honest, if you’re expecting mad culinary skills, you might leave feeling a bit deflated. The food is decent, but it’s as if the chef is playing it safe, and frankly, the ‘wow’ factor is about as real as a unicorn sighting.

The staff seem to be trying their best, though there’s a mix of warmth and indifference depending on the day—which is a bit like a box of chocolates, really. Same goes for the food; while you might find something you like, you likely won’t be dreaming about it long after. A decent pitstop, but don’t plan on writing home about it.