STRETCHED AND FIRED

Stretched and Fired is a pizza joint that’s somehow both a hidden treasure and a potential dumpster fire. While the vibe is all chill and friendly with staff like Daniel whipping up tasty pizza pies, the hygiene situation is a bit like a game of Russian roulette. Kyle and Barry rave about their made-to-order pizzas and tiramisu, but others have had their pizza dreams dashed when they found burnt crusts that could double as hockey pucks. So, it's like a culinary coin toss—will you get the delectable magic or the charred disaster?

The atmosphere is casual, with friendly staff, making it a decent spot for a quick bite if you're feeling daring. Just don’t expect Michelin stars here, more like a skillful juggler who occasionally drops a ball. If you’re in the mood for a pizza that might be the highlight of your day, go ahead and roll the dice. But if food safety is your jam, you might just want to stick with takeout from the place down the street.