FIVE GUYS

Five Guys lives up to its name with huge portions and tasty burgers, but don’t let the hype fool you into thinking it’s worth the price tag. Hug Dealer raves about their chips, describing them as 'so good' and 'big portion', but he clearly hasn’t seen the price. Sure, it’s got the American vibes down, but you're going to pay for it. The service is generally on point, with staff cranking out burgers like it's their job—oh wait, it is. 🍟🍔

But then there’s Michaela, who saw the brighter side of things, until she didn’t. Cold food and miserable staff? Yikes. It's a roll of the dice here; you might hit the jackpot with a great meal or end up regretting your life choices while staring at a plate of sad fries. Good luck if you decide to swing by. 🤷‍♂️