FIREAWAY

Fireaway is apparently a favorite for post-party pizza cravings, but let’s not get too excited. Sure, they’ve got a hygiene score that makes your dentist jealous, but some reviews are throwing shade at their consistency. Staff are lovely, and when they get it right, the pizzas can be epic—just ask Arnav about his pepperoni. But if you’re unlucky, you might end up feeling like you’re gnawing on cardboard instead. It’s a gamble, really.

The two-for-one deal on Tuesdays is definitely a draw for pizza lovers, but some diners have had disastrous experiences that could make a horror movie. If you want to roll the dice on a late-night slice, Fireaway could be your place, but make sure you’re ready for anything—good or bad.