WIMPY EASTBOURNE

Wimpy Eastbourne takes you back to your childhood with burgers that could make a nostalgic heart sing. But despite the warm vibes and friendly staff, including a shoutout to the lovely crew taking care of Nicola and her son, it's not exactly Michelin star material. The spicy bean burger could set your tongue ablaze, but then you've got the slow service that made Gary's cheeseburger a 40-minute wait for a plastic surprise. If you're after a trip down memory lane with a side of nostalgia and a sprinkle of mediocrity, this is your spot.

Katy's cheese burger and chips combo, plus her strawberry milkshake, definitely hit the spot, while Amanda's egg allergy was handled with a grace that suggests a decent team behind the counter. But don’t expect consistency—it's a mixed bag of vibes and flavors. If you find yourself here, just hope for a speedy service and a burger without any extra 'surprises.'