CHINA GARDEN

Welcome to China Garden, where the food is as good as the hygiene is questionable. Seriously, it's a culinary gamble. The salt and pepper chips are crispy enough to distract you from the fact that you might be rolling the dice on your gut health. But hey, if you're willing to overlook the slightly dodgy hygiene rating, you’ll find dishes that pack a serious flavor punch. The beef chow mein and special curry come highly recommended, but maybe just don’t ask for a tour of the kitchen.

The staff are attentive and friendly, which is a plus, but let's not pretend this place is Michelin-starred. You could find better decor in a college dorm room, but you’re not here for the ambiance, are you? Swing by for a proper feed, but maybe don’t linger too long if you value your health. It’s a risky choice, but the food could make it worth it.