CABIN COFFEE HOUSE

Cabin Coffee House is a complete contradiction—5-star hygiene with a hygiene rating of 1. Yet, somehow it holds a 4.7 Google score, which is honestly baffling. It’s like walking into a Michelin-star restaurant with the staff in clown suits. This place seems to be winning hearts for the wrong reasons. Maybe they’ve got some secret that’s keeping people coming back, or perhaps it’s just the delusion of great coffee that’s keeping the crowds flowing through the door.

But with that hygiene rating, I wouldn’t risk eating anything here unless you enjoy rolling the dice on your health. A coffee, at best, but food? Nah, you could probably get more flavor from your average cardboard box. Best to keep your distance if you value your stomach’s happiness.