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WEST MIDDLESEX CLUB LTD

🏠 West Middlesex Golf Club, Greenford Road, Southall, UB1 3EE

🍽️ Golf Club

Tier Achieved:

🔥 PLAYING WITH FIRE 🔥

For the kind of person who plays with fire, knowing they might get burnt.

Great food, dodgy kitchen. You know the risks. Pack Imodium and pray.

🧼 Food Hygiene Rating 1/5 FSA Certified
⭐ Google Rating 4.2 441 reviews
🕐 Hours not available
📍 DIRECTIONS
🔥 Playing With Fire

West Middlesex Club Ltd is a playing with fire in Ealing. With a food hygiene rating of 1/5 and 4.2★ on Google (441 reviews), this golf club lands in our "Playing With Fire" tier — for the kind of person who plays with fire, knowing they might get burnt.

Full review coming soon — we're gathering more intel on this one.

🔬 FSA BREAKDOWN 🔬

🧼 Hygienic Food Handling NEEDS IMPROVEMENT
🏗️ Cleanliness & Facilities NEEDS IMPROVEMENT
📋 Management & Safety NEEDS IMPROVEMENT

West Middlesex Club Ltd, Southall — Food Hygiene Rating: 1/5

🗓️ Last inspected: 10 September 2025

🔍 EXPLORE EALING 🔍

📍 All in Ealing