NO MONKEY BUSINESS

🏠 43 MAIN STREET, CA12 5DS

🍽️ Restaurant

Tier Achieved:

✅ SAFE BET ✅

Clean. Reliable. Does the job.

The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.

🧼 Food Hygiene Rating 5/5 FSA Certified

⭐ Google Rating 4.3 80 reviews

🕐 Hours not available

📍 DIRECTIONS

✅ Safe Bet

No Monkey Business is a safe bet in Cumberland. With a food hygiene rating of 5/5 and 4.3★ on Google (80 reviews), this restaurant lands in our "Safe Bet" tier — clean. reliable. does the job.

Full review coming soon — we're gathering more intel on this one.

✨ FEATURES ✨

🍽️ Dine-in🥡 Takeout🚗 Delivery☀️ Outdoor seating

🔬 FSA BREAKDOWN 🔬

🧼 Hygienic Food Handling VERY GOOD

🏗️ Cleanliness & Facilities VERY GOOD

📋 Management & Safety VERY GOOD

No Monkey Business — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5

🗓️ Last inspected: 7 November 2025

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