THE VILLAGE CHINESE TAKE-AWAY

🏠 8 Green Lane, Thornton Heath, CR7 8BA

🍽️ Chinese Restaurant

Tier Achieved:

💀 DOUBLE SLAP 💀

Bad AND dirty. Worse than a meal deal.

Like being slapped twice. The food's crap and you'll probably get the 💩s anyway. Just... don't.

🧼 Food Hygiene Rating 2/5 FSA Certified

⭐ Google Rating 3.9 150 reviews

🕐 Hours not available

📍 DIRECTIONS

💀 Double Slap

The Village Chinese Take-Away is a double slap in Croydon. With a food hygiene rating of 2/5 and 3.9★ on Google (150 reviews), this chinese restaurant lands in our "Double Slap" tier — bad and dirty. worse than a meal deal.

Full review coming soon — we're gathering more intel on this one.

✨ FEATURES ✨

🍽️ Dine-in🥡 Takeout🚗 Delivery☀️ Outdoor seating

🔬 FSA BREAKDOWN 🔬

🧼 Hygienic Food Handling NEEDS IMPROVEMENT

🏗️ Cleanliness & Facilities GOOD

📋 Management & Safety GOOD

The Village Chinese Take-Away — Food Hygiene Rating: 2/5

🗓️ Last inspected: 30 January 2025

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