COSTA COFFEE

Costa Coffee is your classic chain coffee joint, where you know what you’re gonna get—decent coffee and a clean space. It’s like that reliable mate who always shows up for brunch but never really blows your mind. The staff are friendly and it’s impressively tidy, especially the toilets. Graham, Sue, and Anna rave about how well the place is maintained, and honestly, it shows. You can sip your coffee and enjoy a pastry without worrying about what you might find lurking under the table.

Sure, it's got a 5-star hygiene rating, but the vibe is just so 'meh'. If you're in the area and need a caffeine fix, it hits the spot, but you’re not going to leave thinking you've experienced anything life-changing here. It’s basic, but sometimes that's all you need.