CAFFE NERO

Caffe Nero is the quintessential coffee shop experience—great coffee, friendly staff, but with a side of mediocrity that just can't be ignored. The queues can stretch longer than your average Netflix binge, and while the drinks are top-notch, the overall atmosphere feels a bit tired. The food's decent, but if you want a clean table, you might have to practice your janitorial skills. And don’t even get me started on the disabled toilet situation—yikes. It’s a solid spot for a quick coffee fix, but maybe not for a long sit-down if you want to avoid the staff attitudes that have been reported. If you’re after a consistent caffeine hit without the bells and whistles, this gets the job done.