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🏠 Tesco Stores Ltd, Eastgate Road, Eastville, BS5 6XU
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Tesco Family Dining Ltd is about as exciting as waiting in line for your turn at a self-checkout. Sure, it’s clean—5 stars on hygiene—but if you’re expecting culinary fireworks, think again. The food is predictably basic, like a sad microwave meal. You might find a decent sandwich or a cup of tea, but don’t expect any Michelin stars here. The staff are friendly enough, but they can’t make the food any more thrilling than a trip to the dentist.
In essence, if you need to refuel after a long shopping spree or you’re just killing time, Tesco Family Dining will do the trick. But if you're looking for anything beyond a quick bite, you'd be better off grabbing a meal deal and eating it in the car park. It’s clean, it’s functional, but it’s about as memorable as a soggy biscuit.
Tesco Family Dining Ltd, Eastville — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 8 January 2024