SOMERSET LARDER

Welcome to Somerset Larder, where hygiene is up there but the food? Let's just say it’s a gamble. On one hand, you’ve got Sue raving about their scotch eggs and amazing cakes, which sounds delightful. But then, you’ve got Mehmed spilling the tea about a barista making coffee with cleaning gloves on—hello, yikes. And if you think that’s bad, Edward wouldn’t feed the food to his pigs, and that's saying something.

So, if you find yourself here, consider your options wisely. Maybe stick to the cakes, because it seems anything else might come with a side of health concerns. It’s perfect if you’re just looking to grab a quick bite between tasks, but don’t go dreaming of gourmet experiences. Sometimes survival is the name of the game, and at Somerset, it’s just that.