Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 Bristol Magistrates Court, Marlborough Street, City Centre, BS1 3NU
Tier Achieved:
For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Serco Group PLC is like that friend who shows up to the party but never brings anything good. Hygiene is on point, but the Google reviews are a dumpster fire. People are more concerned about canceled assessments than the food. With a sparkling 5/5 hygiene rating, you'd think it would be a culinary paradise, but it's more like a sad buffet at a funeral. If you’re looking for a place to grab a quick bite before you dive into paperwork, this could work, but don’t expect to be raving about the dishes.
The atmosphere seems as lively as a waiting room at the DMV. Staff probably know how to clean a table but are more focused on the clock and checking off boxes. If you’re stuck here, just grab a coffee and pretend to enjoy the ambiance. Or better yet, bring your lunch. Seriously, the struggle is real here.
"Best hygiene ever seen in a canteen"
"Canceled my work capability assessment last month"
"No good food here"
Serco Group PLC, City Centre — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 13 January 2023