PRET A MANGER

Pret a Manger is the café equivalent of that reliable mate who'll always take your cash but has questionable taste in food. Sure, the bread sandwiches are decent, but you’re still eating out of a bag like it’s a picnic gone wrong. Staff like Heather bring some warmth, but if you’re expecting a sit-down meal with plates and mugs, you’re in the wrong place. If you’re in the mood for overpriced coffee in flimsy cardboard cups, this is your stop. Just be prepared to navigate some serious confusion if you’re paying with Scottish pounds.

On the upside, the place is spotless, and you can always count on a fresh selection—at least until they run out of the good stuff. The coffee's a mixed bag, and let’s not even talk about the seating situation. If you’re after a place to chill, this isn’t it. But if you're just grabbing a bite before running off to your next errand, it’ll do the job. Just don't expect a Michelin-star experience; you might just leave feeling a bit peckish and questioning your life choices.