M CAFE

M Cafe is the perfect pit stop if you want to eat somewhere that's clean but serves food that’s about as exciting as a wet sock. The lime and soda took ages to arrive—seriously, I could’ve grown a lime tree in that time. And when I finally got it, they wanted me to pay for lemonade instead. The chicken baguette and ham and cheese sandwich had zero taste, and let’s not even talk about the fly in the salad. On the plus side, the staff seem decent enough, when they're not staring at you while you wait for service.

If you're looking for great views of the harbour with your subpar lunch, it’s fine. But be prepared to lower your expectations. Overall, it’s clean but offers food that feels like a sad afterthought. If you’re really hungry and this is your only option, at least you won't leave with a stomach bug. Just be ready to count the flies on your salad. 🦟