GREGGS PLC

Ah, Greggs. The British institution that never fails to satisfy a hunger emergency but also doesn’t quite excite the palate. You know what you’re getting here: a clean space and baked goods that don't require a Michelin star to appreciate. The hygiene is a solid 5, so no worries about dodgy stomachs, but let’s be real, if you’re after culinary magic, this is not the place.

Greggs is the reliable mate who always shows up on time but never offers to chip in for the takeaway. If your taste buds are feeling adventurous, best to look elsewhere. But for a quick pastry fix or a lunchtime sandwich that won't make you weep in despair, it’s passable. Just remember to keep your expectations as low as your choice of lunch here.