BURGER KING

Ah, Burger King, the classic fast-food joint that promises flame-grilled goodness but sometimes delivers a side of chaos. Chelsea Taylor found the staff here to be wonderful, and it seems Jade and the team know how to handle large orders like pros. But good luck with your personal orders—Harry found the service slower than a snail in molasses.

The food can be a mixed bag: some swear by the fresh whoppers, while others, like Rafal, found their cheeseburger looking a bit too pale and suspect. Flies in the food? Yeah, Robert had that joy. If you’re in the mood for fast food, this place might scratch that itch, but don’t be surprised if you leave with more questions than answers.