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🏠 7A Station Road, Portslade, BN41 1GA
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Bad AND dirty. Worse than a meal deal.
Like being slapped twice. The food's crap and you'll probably get the 💩s anyway. Just... don't.
Station Kebab House is like that dodgy kebab shop you regret after a night out. Sure, some people swear by it, like Dan Freeland who thinks the kofte kebab wrap is the bee's knees, but let's be real: the hygiene rating is a woeful 2. Ste Hall’s experience was a disaster with curled meat and a trip to the train station trash can. Don't even get me started on the staff—Malik Rahman had to deal with a grumpy old man who treated him like he was asking for a five-star meal. If your idea of a good time is rolling the dice with your dinner, then grab a wrap here, but maybe bring your own hand sanitizer.
If you want an experience that’ll make your stomach turn, Raf and Jurgen Z will happily tell you about their horror stories. So, pick your poison: great kebabs or a potential stomach ache. Either way, it’s gonna be an adventure you won’t soon forget—if you survive it that is.
"I've been ordering here for years and it's always been good."
"Very well priced and the guys are very friendly."
"The portion of our order was large and tasty."
Station Kebab House — Food Hygiene Rating: 2/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 24 November 2025