KFC

Welcome to KFC, where the chicken is crispy, but the customer service has some serious mood swings. You’ll feel like royalty when staff fetch your table service or rescue your lost handbag, but don't get too comfortable. One unlucky diner found a spider in their food, proving that not all guests are treated equally. The atmosphere's a mixed bag too; while some love the crispy chicken, others leave with horror stories of dirty tables and questionable hygiene. Choose wisely between mouth-watering wings and an unexpected wildlife encounter. 🐔

If you’re after a quick bite and don’t mind rolling the dice on cleanliness, this KFC might just hit the spot. Just keep an eye out for errant spiders and hold onto your bag tightly. With a clean bill of hygiene, it’s a decent fuel stop, though you might spend more time waiting for service than enjoying your meal.