STARBUCKS

Starbucks is your average, no-frills fuel stop, where you know what to expect but might get a side of disappointment. The drinks are as consistent as your ex’s excuses, and the staff can either be gems or grumps. One minute you’re sipping a vanilla iced latte made by the lovely Jamie, and the next, Kian—the supervisor—might look as thrilled as a cat in a bathtub. The coffee is decent, but if you’re after something more than a caffeine fix, you might want to keep searching. Just know that there’s a solid chance your cup will be half foam and your server half interested. ☕️