MCDONALDS

McDonald's is a reliable pit stop for a quick meal, but don’t expect gourmet dining here. You’ll find the usual suspects on the menu, and they’re about as thrilling as watching paint dry. The ordering system is easy, but that’s where the compliments end. Staff might ignore you while you’re standing there like a lost puppy, especially if you’re just after a fizzy drink correction. The food is what it is—cold chips and soggy buns are practically a McDonald's specialty now. 🍟

Price increases are the cherry on top of this mediocre sundae, so if you’re feeling nostalgic for your childhood McFlurry, just know you’ll be coughing up more cash for less food. The atmosphere? Cramped and sterile, to put it kindly. If you want a burger, just know you’re rolling the dice; you could end up with a soggy mess or an incorrect order. Save your money for a proper meal elsewhere.