TESCO CAFE

Ah, Tesco Cafe—the place where dreams of culinary innovation go to die. If you’ve ever wanted to experience a meal that’s as exciting as watching paint dry, then boy, do I have the spot for you. It’s clean. It’s hygienic. But let’s face it, the food might just be the most thrilling thing about this cafe... and that’s saying something. You might find yourself eyeing the baked beans like they just committed a crime.

So, if you’re in the mood for a meal that’s as stimulating as a lukewarm cup of tea, why not drop by? Just don’t expect to leave raving about the food. It’s a reliable place, but it’s not going to set your taste buds on fire. If you’re starving and don’t mind a side of mediocrity with your meal, feel free to venture in. Just know what you’re signing up for 😐.