RUSTICS CAFE

Rustics Cafe is as clean as your grandma's kitchen but serves food that makes you question whether you should have just gone to Greggs. The takeaway sandwiches are decent, with staff who seem friendly—shoutout to Stephen for making my average baguette. However, hygiene is put to the test here, especially when the lady handling your tuna jacket potato looks like she’s just done a triathlon without gloves. 🍞

Sure, Craig Mcfetridge swears by it, but Sophie and Anita's experiences throw a spanner in the works. A breakfast sausage sandwich that’s drier than a desert and a jam toastie that’s just cold bread with a smear of jam? It's tough love in the lunch game here. Just remember, it's a fuel-stop at best, so don’t expect any Michelin-starred miracles.