NOODLES TREE

Noodles Tree is the new kid on the block, and they’re serving up some seriously spicy vibes. Their螺螄粉 (luosifen) hits like a punch in the taste buds—sour, spicy, and with a hint of bamboo shoot goodness. Apparently, the叻沙 (laksa) is also a solid option, especially if you’re tired of fishy flavors ruining your day. The staff, affectionately referred to as the '马拉妹' (Mala girls), are all about making sure your noodles are served piping hot.

For a £12.5 bowl, you might expect a Michelin star, but let's be real, this is high-stakes dining where hygiene is taking a backseat. Just don’t think too hard about what’s lurking in the kitchen while you dunk those tofu puffs in your broth. It's a gamble between flavor fireworks and potential digestive drama. If you’re riding the noodle wave here, prepare for some culinary highs and possibly some lows too. 🍜