MERCATO CAFE

Mercato Cafe is like playing Russian roulette with your stomach. The hygiene score is a solid two out of five, which is about as comforting as a trip to the dentist. But don’t let that hold you back, because Google seems to think this place is practically a Michelin star contender. The raves about the food are epic; think exquisite flavors and a dining experience that’ll make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a culinary paradise. Just keep your fingers crossed that you don’t stumble into a health inspection on your way out.

The menu is a wild ride, and while some dishes are apparently divine, you might want to bring a friend to keep an eye out for any rogue insects in the corner. Grab your buddies and your guts because dining here might be more of an adventure than a meal. Just remember, what you don’t see might hurt you, and you might want to keep your hand sanitizer handy.