Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 31 Ludgate Hill, Birmingham, B3 1EH
Tier Achieved:
Good food, hygiene's had some notes. Probably fine.
The food's genuinely great and the hygiene issues are "Improvement Necessary" — not catastrophic. Worth a punt if you're not a germaphobe.
Locanta is a risky little venture on St. Paul's Square where opinions are as varied as the menu. Some diners are raving about the mussels and duck risotto—calling them the best they’ve ever had—while others are raising eyebrows at inconsistent service and unexpected bleach smells. 🍽️ The atmosphere is chill and cozy, perfect for a relaxed evening, but don’t get too attached to any one dish; your experience may vary from 'absolutely amazing' to 'do I need a gas mask?'
If you’re feeling adventurous and up for a bit of a gamble, give Locanta a whirl. Just don’t be surprised if your dinner comes with a side of uncertainty. Remember, it’s a high-stakes game here. You might walk out singing praises or shaking your head in disbelief.
"The food was absolutely amazing, with generous portions cooked to perfection."
"The food was absolutely beautiful!"
"I can't understand the negative reviews for this restaurant."
Locanta — Food Hygiene Rating: 2/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 27 May 2025