Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 Ground Floor, 284 High Street, Erdington, B23 6SN
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Caspian Pizza is the kind of place you turn to when you're in dire need of sustenance, but let’s not get too excited. Zee Khan had a good experience, raving about the crispy crust and flavorsome toppings, but it sounds like they’re living in a parallel universe. The garlic pizza is a winner according to some, but the overall vibe is more ‘fuel stop’ than ‘gourmet feast.’
However, as the reviews roll in, so does the horror. From delayed orders to flies making cameo appearances in pizza boxes, it’s a wild ride. If the pizza doesn’t have a side of drama, is it even a pizza? If you’re in the area, grab a slice, but keep your expectations as low as the hygiene standards at your average gas station. It’s a gamble, but hey, that’s what your taste buds signed up for.
"Excellent food and customer service"
"the pizzas were fantastic"
"Best mozzarella sticks!"
Caspian Pizza, Erdington — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 23 June 2025