THE COTTAGE

🏠 206 High Street, Elstow, MK42 9XU

🍽️ Post Office

Tier Achieved:

💀 DOUBLE SLAP 💀

Bad AND dirty. Worse than a meal deal.

Like being slapped twice. The food's crap and you'll probably get the 💩s anyway. Just... don't.

🧼 Food Hygiene Rating 1/5 FSA Certified

⭐ Google Rating 3.7 38 reviews

🕐 Hours not available

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💀 Double Slap

The Cottage is a double slap in Bedford. With a food hygiene rating of 1/5 and 3.7★ on Google (38 reviews), this post office lands in our "Double Slap" tier — bad and dirty. worse than a meal deal.

Full review coming soon — we're gathering more intel on this one.

🔬 FSA BREAKDOWN 🔬

🧼 Hygienic Food Handling GOOD

🏗️ Cleanliness & Facilities GOOD

📋 Management & Safety NEEDS IMPROVEMENT

The Cottage, Elstow — Food Hygiene Rating: 1/5

🗓️ Last inspected: 4 November 2025

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