Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 B Gate Twinwoods Business Park, Thurleigh Road, Milton Ernest, MK44 1FD
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For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Mitie Care and Custody is where hygiene shines like a beacon of hope, but taste takes a backseat. Clean as a whistle, but the food? Well, it’s more of a survival meal than a dining experience. With a Google rating of 3.1⭐, folks are clearly just here for the hygiene and less for the culinary adventures. I mean, staff like Sean Coleman and Robin Norton are great at smiling through the mediocrity, but even they can’t disguise the lack of flavor.
The reviews vary from glowing praises of cleanliness to some downright horror stories about the lack of empathy from staff members. With a couple of 1⭐ reviews throwing shade like it’s an Olympic sport, it’s clear that while you won’t catch a disease, your taste buds might just drown in a sea of blandness. Skip the culinary journey and just grab a snack if you must go here. It’s what we call 'fuel-stop' material; clean, but don’t expect to feast on anything remotely exciting.
"Great cleanliness but nothing special about the food."
"Very clean but the food isn't memorable."
"Decent service, lackluster dishes."
Mitie Care and Custody, Milton Ernest — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 5 November 2020