Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 4 - 6 East Street, Shoreham-by-sea, BN43 5ZE
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Mythical. Spotless AND the best of the best.
Like a unicorn — squeaky clean with top-tier food. This is the dream. Book it.
La Patisserie Shoreham is the type of café that makes you want to throw away your scale and indulge in everything sweet and buttery. With a hygiene score of 5 and a Google rating that sings at 4.8, it's hard to argue against this delightful spot. You’ll be welcomed with smiles and a selection of pastries that could make even the most disciplined dieter quiver. Chris's large mocha and almond croissant combo is a crowd favorite that seems to have a cult following.
The vibe is all about comfort and charm, making it a perfect pit stop for coffee or lunch. The only downside? It’s not open Sundays, which means you’ll have to find a different caffeine fix for your weekend hangover. But for a cozy coffee date or a pastry feast, this place is absolutely smashing.
"The staff always seem very happy and pleased to see everyone."
"My personal favourite order - Large Mocha and Almond Croissant."
"The chief gets up at 4am to bake and make food to ensure everything is fresh."
La Patisserie Shoreham, Shoreham-by-sea — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 21 October 2025